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[Scale of the Universe 2]

Outdoes the last one by far

The score this gadget has received brings a smile to my face not because I'm happy for you, but because I'm happy that everyone finds the vastness of the universe just as fascinating as I do.

Part of what really makes this so great is the fact that you've done more to make this an experience as opposed to just some plain ol' educational slideshow. The vibes you get from the music in addition to the darkening of the background as you zoom out really adds to the way you feel as you read about all these truly amazing facts of the vastness of space.

Also, it helps if you imagine Morgan Freeman narrating all the blurbs.

[Fling That Fulp!]

YES.

This game is best.

thinking-man responds:

Lies.

[My Favorite reviews (BB)]

HA HA HA!

IT'S SO FUNNY THAT SOMEONE SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG! THIS IS THE BEST REVIEW EVER!

Dude, don't make fun of the people who give you 10's. You can lose fans that way. Plus, submissions that are 100% reading text are bound to do poorly. Perhaps you could record yourself reading the reviews in a sarcastic manner aloud. That'd make it a bit more humorous.

BanglaBoy96 responds:

*Sigh

Ok, Alot of you aren't getting it. Most of these reviews ARE NOT my flashes.
They're simply reviews I came across and found to be somewhat entertaining.
learn the facts of the flash before you review

[Alphaland]

Mindblowing

It's strange to see a world that was created by accident. A world never meant to be seen. And yet, you can't help but think that its accidental creation was not an accident... otherwise, why would your friend have made such a crappy engine for you to test.

For those of you wondering, the full text, unreversed:

"You set the tea light on the table
its flicker a delicate tease of what you might see
the early shadows barely breathe in that intimacy
as you look, as you reach
recognition bursts!
Its brightness the brightest sun reflected on fields of snow so in that moment the whole room explodes!

We start as a white cube
with a floor and walls
where we put up our ideas
and watch them hang
and then we take them down again.

In this space we speak of the color white
the color of all colors combined
the color of all of our options
the color of our connection that traverses space and time.

December in the north
the darkness lingers
so that even the shade of the moon seems bright.
You reach out and grab that light
the palpable tangible meaning of life."

Don't believe me? Listen to this: ccmixter.org/files/SackJo22/23690

[Dungeon Dice]

I agree with XMastor

It was entertaining, although it could be better. Once you beat the game, which I'm sure many people will do on their first try, there's not much replay value.

I will admit that if it were extended significantly, it would lose it's appeal in time, so perhaps saving and continuing games would be a good idea.

[Experimental Gameplay...]

Super fun

Really original too.

It's a bit too hard to beat the boss on 3-4, but it was fun nonetheless.

Keep it up!

raitendo responds:

Seriously these kind of comments aren't funny, they never are.

[Letz Maek A Flash Gaem]

Humorous, and addictive

It took some serious scribbling, and plugging in two external keyboards and mashing them all simultaneously, but I finally reached 40k.

Wooo. #2 on the scoreboards.

thinking-man responds:

Wow...That's a high score... 0.0

[On The Run From A Mugger]

Pretty good

When I was eleven, I couldn't do anything anywhere near as good as this is.

Keep it up, because you have potential, and I know you'll make great things some day.

Yusuf responds:

tanks

[TrollFace: The Game]

Oh dear.

That must be the longest tween to ever have trolled me.

(Seriously, what was that, a minute?)

[Turtlodyssey]

Pretty good.

I liked the graphics and the game in general. I would definitely play a sequel, or perhaps a longer version of the game.

The one enemy's fighting pattern was uncannily similar to the first boss in the flash version of 'alien hominid.' Was that intentional?

One minor issue was that bullets would move farther if you walked along with them, which actually works to your advantage at times.

(I switched my rating from 8 to 10 just now when I read that all the ad revenue was for breast cancer research. Good luck with that.)