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bitter child talks about some stupid idiot garbage

Posted by Emrox - November 8th, 2014


Hey! I changed my icon. Do you like it? Me too.

For the last six years it was this dumb christmas hat I drew when I was 12. I think the only reason I stuck with it so long was because I wanted to be a brand. But now I just want to be a real human being, so I decided to go with something a little less faceless. On that note, I very briefly considered this guy:

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And then I decided that was dumb too and I shouldn't have to be some slave to tradition so I gave up on the whole 'gradual change' thing and made a whole new man. Does that make this the start of a new era? I don't know and probably not.

I will admit there's been a real shift in tone over the last couple of years, though. When I was thirteen I always tried to be all professional and adult-sounding, but now I just want to be a real guy. Except for that whole "fuck you I'm the best" shtick. I'm still really into that. In fact, I'm starting to think it's not a bit and I'm actually a douche.

Speaking of which, do you remember a couple weeks ago when I was complaining about how all the good animators at my school all draw exactly the same way? Well just as an experiment, I entered this month's Eleven Second Club, a competition dominated by these Bluthers and Disneyboys. I got 24th, which is completely fucking retarded because it only got like 10 views during the voting period. I also lost to this.

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Here's my entry by the way. I know it's not first place stuff, but I thought it was a lot better than all the samey shit in the top 20. On a positive note, it was really cool to just spend a shit ton of time polishing a few seconds of animation, 'cause up until this point I've never really had anything I'd consider to be my very best work. I'm pretty confident that that's the best I can do.

So what's next from the new n improved EmroxTV? Probably nothing for a long time. I do have this one cartoon that I was planning on doing last year and then I was planning on doing last winter and then I was planning on doing last summer and now I'm planning on doing next winter. For the record I've made zero progress on it, so it'll probably be out by late 2017. Remember when I could put out cartoons every month? I remember that. Those cartoons were shit by the way. At least compared to this new one.

Want to make my day? Ask me my opinion on something or someone. I'm a big fan of "discussions" so give it a shot!


Comments

What is your favorite Rush album and why?

I dunno. when I got into Rush I was a big fan of downloading songs one at a time from the internet, so I never got into the full albums. Moving Pictures has some of my favorite songs, and so does Permanent Waves, so I think it's between those two. I don't know if compilation albums are legal, but if they are I'd still have a hard time choosing 'cause there are sixty of them and they all have the same songs.

what about you?

That 3D one had decent body animation. But yeah yours was a lot better.
Definitely deserved higher than 5.70

Please release a new 'toon before 2017.

What's your opinion on Canada?

I haven't seen a whole lot of Canada, but it seems pretty much the same as what I'm used to at home. Apparently Canadians hear that a lot, 'cause they all seem to think America is way different. They probably think 9/11 happens every week or something.

What is your favorite album and why?

That changes every two weeks, but right now it's White Pepper by Ween. Before that it was Gizmodgery by a guy named Self. I also really like Siamese Dream, Jagged Little Pill, Songs for the Deaf, There's Nothing Wrong With Love, Ten (pearl jam), OK Computer, Odessey and Oracle, Sgt Pepper and Quebec.

How's Sheridan?
I'm thinking of applying to art fundamentals there once I graduate, then trying to get into the animation program but probably not actually getting in

It's pretty alright. My one major complaint is all the dorks. I know that sounds like a dumb joke thing to get upset about but it's seriously like being at a con.

Other than that I've had a pretty good time. Except for this roommate he's a real scumbo. Did you hear about the whole rape thing? I tried to get him kicked out but he's still here so I guess he got away with it.

whats your stands on gamergate

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ok I think we've had enough of you!

My favorites change between Permanent waves and Hemispheres for the most part. Natural Science is one of my favorite songs, but I think Cygnus-X1 Book 2 on Hemispheres is better. I'd also throw in Signals because of the bass in the songs.

I am a dumb fan boy though so I like any album they put out.

I was gonna say something about hemispheres but I've actually never listened to it the whole way through before. I think I'll do that today.

Jesus, yeah, I saw that on twitter. How'd you find out he was serious about it? If somebody would've sent me that I would've just assumed they were trying to be funny or whatever. Regardless it's fucking crazy that someone could do that and the school won't do anything about it.
Anyways though, how big is Sheridan? I could probably tolerate all the con-tier people if it was big enough that I could find at least a handful of people who weren't idiot nerds

It's pretty big, just under university-size, but I haven't met a whole lot of people outside of my class. I'm sure there are some joke-getters and irony-guys somewhere around here, but I haven't seen 'em.

And also I don't actually know how serious he was, but if you knew this guy as well as I do, you'd know he's just insane enough to rape someone and then write me about it. After he got "called down" he told me it was just a joke, but if he was kidding I can't imagine what could possibly have prompted him to send me that.

That's fucked dude. Though, lots of people think the whole offensive-for-the-sake-of-being-offensive type shit is funny, but then again, the way he worded it definitely didn't come across as if he was making a joke. Unless it was someone I knew well enough to know they were joking I wouldn't even know how to reply to something like that haha
And to solve your con people problem-- just wear this shirt and you'll attract all other joke boys and irony men, then you all can form a gang and overtake the campus
http://skreened.com/dumbstuff/irony-getter

I think you're giving raper a little too much credit. This guy tried to unclog a drain by pushing the water down with his hand.

11 second club has always seemed like a super traditional oriented make-a-disney-or-leaveplease type contest. loopdeloop might be more up your alley, it's much more tilted towards the indie-animation scene

walk

Holy shit, seriously?

He also thinks burritos are called "meatballs"

Im so sorry

on the bright side I have a lot of new stories

I love you. You're a strong and independent black woman with a Christmas hat icon. Don't ever change that.

Opinion on Rick and Morty?

(thumbs up)

opinion on brikleberry

I've seen about five minutes of it and I'm gonna have to say (thumbs down)