Today of all days just so happens to be.................. (drum roll, please)

Meh Birthday!

Usually my birthday's on the third, but I had mine postponed a day 'cause Thursday birthdays are nowhere near as good as Friday birthdays. This caused great commotion throughout homeroom because this one friend of mine who will go nameless (Chris) kept trying to get everyone to sing happy birthday to me yesterday on my UNofficial birthday.

...wait, no, yesterday was my official birthday. My CELEBRATED birthday would be today. Birthday.

I would NOW like to introduce to all you... a new word which I am trying to spread:
Splurgle. Currently when I type the word splurgle Firefox puts those lousy red dots under it, but in a future period of time I am hoping the dots will BE GONE! So what does this magical word of mystery MEAN you ask? Well it's actually the action of "coughing" a word. You know what I'm talking about. In fact, I splurgled the word Chris in the last paragraph.

Now I will mention my good friend Zach because he told me to mention him in this news post about thirty seconds ago, and currently he is looking over my shoulder at the local library which I happen to go to almost every day.

Now how do I wrap this one up... cute kitty?